So I created a little monster to scare visitors to my Halloween party (which worked well, even my mother who spent her entire life trying to scare the begeezus out of me was creeped out). But Heidi Klum beats me out. I don’t know what it is but her and Seal’s costumes make me shiver a little. Ok I know what it is. Ape nipples. Everywhere I go in the room they just keep pointing at me.
